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10 Reasons Losing Your Virginity on Prom Night is DUMB

April 15, 2016

Prom night. Not my prom, I was a sophomore. He was a Junior.  It was his prom. Junior prom. Dinner, the dance and then everyone rented hotel rooms. My mom didn’t know about the hotel room part. He thought tonight was the night. He thought he could convince me to have sex. He thought I’d cave. Give … Read more

Top 10 Dreamy Male Fictional Characters

October 29, 2015

I love movies, especially movies with hot male characters. I don’t just mean hot – like hot body hot – but that helps. I mean movies where the male character is dreamy, strong, romantic, chivalrous, and has a great smile.

The Meaning of Life: What Does Siri Know Anyway?

October 2, 2015

I find myself often pondering the meaning of life. I mean we are all only on this planet a short time unless you are my mother or father who are both in their 90s and going strong. I digress! At any rate, I’ve asked SIRI, my confidante, many times over what she thinks the meaning … Read more

Why I Like to Screw with My Husband

March 9, 2015

It doesn’t matter how many pens I buy the ones left will always be the shitty ones. I’ve bought moleskin pens, cross pens, even Mont Blanc pens. Am I insane? Probably not. But fuck if I don’t love a good pen. I mean the difference between good and bad pens are like night and day. … Read more

6 Reasons Why 3 Children are the Tipping Point

January 19, 2015

I started out with one child like most of us do. Then, three and a half years later I ended up having twins so I jumped from one to three over night, literally. Now, I have to admit when I had just one my attitude was a little different, and I can honestly say that … Read more

15 Things I’m Thankful for Today

January 1, 2015

Writing. It keeps me sane. Realizing Progress NOT Perfect is MY goal. Took me a long time to get to this point. Theodore. My badass kitten who makes me laugh daily. My 3 crazy kids. They drive me insane daily but I couldn’t live without them. My pool. Water saves me. My husband. He puts up with … Read more

11 Things NOT TO SAY to a Mom with Twins

October 18, 2014

I have twins. They are 8 years old now. And I can tell you after almost 9 years of having twins there are some things people say that really PISS ME OFF. There are also things that are NOT SAID that PISS ME OFF. So either way you are treading on THIN ICE when speaking … Read more

10 Steps to Getting a Guy to Like You, If He’s Really Worth It

August 9, 2014

What’s the secret to getting a guy? First of all make sure you actually want to get him! If you do, then my mom gave me some good advice when I was 13 and it’s worked well for me through the years so I’m passing it on. This advice applies to anyone of dating age … Read more

10 Crazy Things Models Do When Young and Broke in NYC

July 12, 2014

I did a lot of crazy things as a model in the 90s. It’s a combination of being in a strange place with no family, no money and being very young. Young people do crazy things too but being a model puts you in special circumstances. I’ve put together a list of 10 things (in … Read more

A Summer Trip to Italy with the Kids: 10 Cities in 10 Days, Saluti

June 26, 2014

SorrentoA 6th grade trip to Italy, God help me. 12 children, 3 parents, 2 teachers. 11 days. EF Tours was the chosen tour company, known for being cheap. They lived up to their reputation. We arrived in Milan on a Monday, after 31 hours of travel beginning at 3:30am at LAX, a long layover in … Read more

Dancing and Drinking My Way into 4 Stitches on My Butt

May 16, 2014

We were getting ready to go out. Monday night. NYC. I loved going out in NYC. I loved a lot of things about NYC. I was a fashion model back then. I remember that I liked the way I looked. I did. There were many times in my life where I hated the way I … Read more

10 Tips on How To Be a Gentleman in the 21st Century

March 28, 2014

Men, we all need a little help sometimes, right? There are some good women out there. Women who make you a better man. All “quality” women—the kind who will do anything for you—all they ultimately want is a true gentleman. This article does not apply to women who are just dating you for money, for … Read more

Top 10 Reasons Why Vampires are Hot

February 14, 2014

For decades Hollywood has made vampire movies. I remember when the Ann Rice novels first came out – vampires were popular again. Then Twilight – and another wave of vampire movies and TV shows followed. I think everyone can attest that the actors they cast as vampires are usually pretty hot. But what makes them … Read more

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